duminică, 3 februarie 2013

geografia femei


   Geografia femeii:
Intre 18 si 25 de ani, femeia e precum Continentul African:
jumatate a fost deja descoperita, cealalta jumatate ascunde frumuseti inca salbatice si delte fertile.
  
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Intre 26 si 35 de ani, femeia e precum America de Nord :  
Moderna, dezvoltata, civilizata si deschisa negocierilor in schimbul banilor.  
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Intre 36 si 40 e precum India :
fierbinte,relaxata si constienta de propria frumusete.
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Intre 41 si 50, femeia e precum Franta :
Usor imbatranita, dar inca atragatoare si interesanta.
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Intre 51 si 60, e precum Iugoslavia :
A pierdut razboiul, e tulburata de fantasmele trecutului , dar se lucreaza la reconstructie.
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Intre 61 si 70, ea e precum Rusia :
Spatioasa, cu frontiere fara patrula. Stratul de zapada ascunde mari bogatii.
 
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Intre 71 si 80, femeia e precum Mongolia :
Cu un trecut glorios de victorii, dar cu putine sperante de viitor.
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Dupa 81 de ani, ea e precum Afganistan :
Aproape toata lumea stie unde se afla, dar nimeni nu vrea sa mearga pana acolo.
 
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Geografia barbatului:
Intre 15 si 80, barbatul e precum Cuba :
Guvernat de un singur membru.
 
 

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